Sunday, July 19, 2009

THE NORTH ZONES GAZETTE

VOL 1 # 10

M41. 4. 21.996

EL CHOTE DEAD- BAD DOGS DISBAND

The Lord of Sump Town is dead. He was killed yesterday night in a gang fight with long time rival Grimskull of the Destroyers. Both men scrapped it out in front of the Bad Zone Brewery while their gangs shot and fought around them. It was said that Grimskull got the best of El Chote, slamming him to the ground like a wild animal and choking the life out of the old dapper business man. He later vaporized Bad Dog ganger Bobby “ Chewi” Roberts with his melta gun.

The Bad Dogs have since disbanded and taken off their colors and handed over the keys and ownership papers of all their establishments to Grimskull.

It is indeed a sad day for the people of the North Zones and Sump Town will never be the same.

RED WOLVES HIRE WYRD?

Rumor has it that because of Red Wolves gang bad luck that Grimwal has hired to a wyrd to do his dirty work for him. The presence of an unsanctioned psyker will surely get that whole outfit outlawed if not bring down the wrath of Arbitrator Rodrigo.

GUILDER RESCUED BY CODICERS

Guilder Remo Valente was rescued from his abductors early this afternoon. The Van Saar Codicers were tipped off by an anonymous person that the Ficket Gang was holding him near the Blue Corner.

The operation was a smash and grab job and the Codicers also managed to haul in a majority of the gang , though Rickee and his closest mates were no where to be found.

Arbitrator Rodrigo is said to be impressed by Creed Hex and his crew and is considering making him the new Sgt. of the Watch since the violent passing of El Chote.

: BULLETIN BOARD:

* Former “ FIEND” ganger, “Retard” Deville’s body was found today by prospectors near Blackridge on the southern tunnel system. He was scalped and suffered several kinfe and gunshot wounds. Those close to him say he was making a run for the Ash Wastes but never made it.

* Mysterious ganger from House Vega was released today and was later spotted meeting with Guilders and members of the Escher Shades.

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